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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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 Jail Food Tastes Like Crap | | By: bd2son | Published: 01/30/2006 | | |  |
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Meet Anthony Paduano. The 31-year-old habitual thief (he's swiped DVDs, steaks, shrimp, credit cards, copper, and a gumball machine) is facing a reckless endangerment rap for some gross hijinks last month in the Niagara County jail in upstate New York.
According to the below sheriff's report, Paduano, um, illegally seasoned the fish sandwich of Troy Saraf, a fellow inmate. Poor Saraf, who's serving time for petty larceny, apparently consumed part of the spiked meal and was treated for exposure to the tainted additive.
Further proof that prison food tastes like crap.
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