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You Can't Park There

By: oldbenkenobiPublished: 03/19/2009
 
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And the "sorry I slipped" trick is way too old too.

You Can't Park There

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    Can't park there? (0 replies)  
    started by bigdadlong
    (03.19.2009 2:34:53 AM EST)
    I don't see a car? I don't get it. But I get the slip gag.

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