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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Internet Toilet Roll Browser

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/29/2003
 
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Fancy catching up with your emails? The Internet Loo Roll Browser is a novel and unique product designed to make best use of the time you spend on the loo! The product allows you to search the Internet whilst sitting on the toilet and print out any pages you are interested in on your toilet roll.

Internet Toilet Roll Browser

Internet Toilet Roll Browser

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    Im tired of it. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (06.29.2003 3:15:06 AM EST)

    Im tired of recieving all this crappy junk mail. I think im going to wipe my a$$ with it.

    Happy 4th Of JULY!!

    HEY (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.29.2003 0:42:51 AM EST)


    That would be perfect for work because everything they send you, you might as well wipe your ass with it.

    hahahahahahahahaha

    Uh....... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.29.2003 0:27:48 AM EST)

    I know I'm a shitty typist, but I'd rather it not be quite so literal. Besides, I'd prefer to save the paper for the job at.......uh...hand.

    Truly bizarre! ^5, boss.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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