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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
THIS IS WHY...
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started by
bigswifty
(04.02.2002 11:15:57 AM EST)
Men should not wear thongs!
Here we see Humpty
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started by
garibaldi
(04.02.2002 10:07:50 AM EST)
Dumpty, standing at the edge of the wall, being "egged" on by the youngster over the empty pool. Tragedy struck shortly thereafter.
Aw crap
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started by
tjshere
(04.02.2002 3:41:08 AM EST)
All the good comments are taken.
I think PK only submitted this because she likes seeing that guy in a swimsuit. ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
question....
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started by
roger
(04.02.2002 2:59:47 AM EST)
will there be enough water left for the kid once the guy jumps in?
Just protecting my sheep
and we see here.....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(04.02.2002 2:59:41 AM EST)
the tender moments,between father and son."yes,little quasy moto jr,this is how i dive bomb the girls when they are in the pool."
Prediction..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.02.2002 1:48:15 AM EST)
they jump at the same time.. and the tital wave the big man creates, sends the kid flying acrost the pool.
In preparation for the...
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started by
willi
(04.02.2002 0:47:55 AM EST)
new bellyflop competition in the upcoming 2004 Summer Olympics, 10 year old Timmy "Ebb Tide" Thomas catches a few pointers from his coach and dad, Frank the "Big Tsunami".
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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