"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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My car
By: Anonymous
Published: 01/23/2000
I know I have a few outstanding tickets, jeez I hope no one
towed my car.
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