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Meaty Mechanic

By: lepervierPublished: 11/29/2001
 
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I think she may need a jack next time. Any volunteers?

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    Well... (1 reply)
    started by bigswifty
    (11.30.2001 10:04:05 AM EST)

    Her mechanic told her to put the car up on the rack!

      

    Do you think she needs a hand? (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (11.29.2001 3:01:20 PM EST)

    Perhaps I should loan her my tool?

    this is exactly the reason (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.29.2001 2:56:00 PM EST)

    my girlfriend can't change the oil in the BMW, jack or not!

    She... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.29.2001 9:17:05 AM EST)


    ...needs a Monster Truck, or is that a Monster F*ck.

    Bad timing (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.29.2001 4:43:46 AM EST)

    She should have gotten her tits inflated AFTER she got under the car. I would suspect this pic was a setup, but along the shoulder of a highway seems like an odd place to do that.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Typical of PK (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.29.2001 3:59:23 AM EST)

    any excuse to get on her back .... you can't fill the wash bottle from there honey !


    Kiss my ass


    come on now (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.29.2001 2:36:14 AM EST)

    tits like that and she's under the car doing the work. bullshit.

    God Bless America Orgasm Donor

    A Jack would be good.... (5 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.29.2001 1:53:29 AM EST)

    ...but I bet she'd take a Dick or a Harry too...:)

    Whoooo's my daddy...;o) ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    Why women can't be good mechanics (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.29.2001 1:44:11 AM EST)


    My buddy got punted from a job because this was on his computer.

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