"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.
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Snapple Facts
#118 Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
Yo Mama ...
is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
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A Goofball.com Preview
Since 1998, Goofball.com has built a HUGE archived Photos, Cartoons, Jokes, Media files --including the infamous Uncensored area. Unlike other humor sites, our content archive remains available 100% of the time. If you have seen it here in the past, we promise it's still here. If you're still not sold on registering and read about the benefits of registration now. Don't miss out on all the Goofiness going on inside Goofball.com!
Cartoons
Tom's Cows Just give everyone a mirror.
Photos
Okla Homa It is two words, here is proof.
Media
Where Are My Chips? Yet another blonde moment.
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Mugshots
Michael Jackson Michael Jackson's booking photo and personal information are shown on this copy of a release from the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department after Jackson was booked on child molestation charges in Santa Barbara, Calif., Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003.
Editor's Note: Michael Jackson a child molestor? No way, I can't believe it. What a big suprise. Seriously, I hope that take great care of this freak in jail.
Uncensored Cartoons
Once in 1953 Bill was a lonely man.
Uncensored Photos
Sharpener 2 - Fingers Nill When the devil ask you to sign in blood think twice!
Uncensored Media
High Wire Banging Everyone gets thier thrills in a different way! This one looks like a blast!!
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We just have to mention that the above video was purposely selected for its tame nature for this preview page. The fact is, our Uncensored Section is one of largest archive of shocking and bizarre pictures and videos on the Net. You're sure to have to either cover your eyes or drop your pants at some point, if you dare to enter.
