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Thanks for the Laughs
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Published : 04.04.2011

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American Dream
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Published : 06.23.2008

Rate: 3.17
Nothing to Laugh About
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Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 3.83
Fun in San Diego
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Published : 01.26.2008

Rate: 3.71
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Published : 12.18.2007

Rate: 3.62
Didn't You Find Who You Were Looking For?
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Published : 09.18.2007

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Madness (6 years later)
So much has changed since 6 years ago ...
Published : 09.11.2007

Rate: 3.88
Back Up, Back Up, Back Up
How many times have you been told to back up your hard drive, your photos, your mp3s ... your porn? I spend enough time online each day that I should know better, but noooooo. Do I heed this advice? Of course not. Why? Because it would never happen to me. Until about six months ago.
Published : 11.05.2006

Rate: 4.00
Problems Accessing Goofball?
We have been getting scattered reports from Goofballers telling us they have not been able to access the site. In order for us to troubleshoot this problem effectively we need to know a few things ...
Published : 10.26.2006

Rate: 4.13
Comments Made In 1955 (and I Remember Them All!)
Comments made in the year 1955 ...
Published : 10.15.2006

Rate: 4.09
A Goofball Wedding
Many people have been brought togther by Goofball.com ...
Published : 05.09.2006

Rate: 4.00
Text Messaging from your Computer
Ocassionally I need to get a message to a friend or family member. It's not urgent, but just a quick note and I don't actually want to talk to them, just send them a quick text message ...
Published : 02.02.2006

Rate: 4.00
New York City Rules
Now that the holiday season has set upon us with such menace, many of you will be making your respective pilgrimages to New York ...
Published : 12.21.2005

Rate: 4.16
Editor's Note: The author of this rant is a friend of Goofball and has one of the most legit blogs on the net.
How Not to Get a Job
I have been hiring people for some time now, but this was a new one for me ...
Published : 08.09.2005

Rate: 4.12
Canned Meat or Criminal Nuisance?
A new look at an old problem ...
Published : 06.22.2005

Rate: 4.17
A Bit Of Free Advice About Identity Theft
A friend sent this to me today. An attorney friend of his e-mailed it to employees at his firm after his wallet was stolen. It makes sense and the advice is free for nothing. Of course, the best advice is don't lose your wallet ...
Published : 04.01.2005

Rate: 4.00
So You Wanna Be My One-Night Stand ...
...and it comes in the form of a numbered list. What a surprise.
Published : 03.17.2005

Rate: 4.13
Beating CompUSA
On Sunday February 20th I woke up, grabbed the paper and headed off to the throne, this is where I usually do my best work ...
Published : 03.14.2005

Rate: 4.00
Photo of the Day
This one could easily be a Caption Contest photo ...
Published : 03.10.2005

Rate: 3.88
Fired for Gaining Weight?
An Atlantic City Casino has told cocktail servers if they pack on too many pounds, they'll get an unpaid suspension or be fired ...
Published : 02.19.2005

Rate: 4.17
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Boxing Gloves On A Rooster?
We elect our leaders on the basis of their ability ...
Published : 02.15.2005

Rate: 4.00
Archaic Terms
Sometimes words get me to thinking, like ....
Published : 01.23.2005

Rate: 3.53
1945, A Boat, An Agreement And The War In Iraq
For more than 20 months gas companies in the US were ...
Published : 01.15.2005

Rate: 3.63
So You Think Gas Is Expensive?
Think a gallon of gas is expensive ...
Published : 01.12.2005

Rate: 4.00
News: Santa Claus IS A Woman!
I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the ...
Published : 12.19.2004

Rate: 4.06
Smart Guys Don't Always Finish First
Men fail with women - and what to do about it ...
Published : 12.09.2004

Rate: 3.93
Report on Penis Sizes
Report from Planet X ....
Published : 11.15.2004

Rate: 4.00
Why I Love the Olympics
I just can't stop watching ...
Published : 08.24.2004

Rate: 4.00
National Underwear Day
This is why I love New York City ...
Published : 08.11.2004

Rate: 4.06
Getting Her Phone Number
How to get a woman's phone number or email address in under 3 minutes ...
Published : 08.03.2004

Rate: 4.00

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