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Published : 09.11.2007

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Back Up, Back Up, Back Up
How many times have you been told to back up your hard drive, your photos, your mp3s ... your porn? I spend enough time online each day that I should know better, but noooooo. Do I heed this advice? Of course not. Why? Because it would never happen to me. Until about six months ago.
Published : 11.05.2006

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We have been getting scattered reports from Goofballers telling us they have not been able to access the site. In order for us to troubleshoot this problem effectively we need to know a few things ...
Published : 10.26.2006

Rate: 4.13
Comments Made In 1955 (and I Remember Them All!)
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Published : 10.15.2006

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A Goofball Wedding
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Published : 05.09.2006

Rate: 4.00
Text Messaging from your Computer
Ocassionally I need to get a message to a friend or family member. It's not urgent, but just a quick note and I don't actually want to talk to them, just send them a quick text message ...
Published : 02.02.2006

Rate: 4.00
New York City Rules
Now that the holiday season has set upon us with such menace, many of you will be making your respective pilgrimages to New York ...
Published : 12.21.2005

Rate: 4.16
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How Not to Get a Job
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Published : 08.09.2005

Rate: 4.12
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Published : 06.22.2005

Rate: 4.17
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Published : 04.01.2005

Rate: 4.00
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...and it comes in the form of a numbered list. What a surprise.
Published : 03.17.2005

Rate: 4.13
Beating CompUSA
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Published : 03.14.2005

Rate: 4.00
Photo of the Day
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Published : 03.10.2005

Rate: 3.88
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Published : 02.19.2005

Rate: 4.17
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Boxing Gloves On A Rooster?
We elect our leaders on the basis of their ability ...
Published : 02.15.2005

Rate: 4.00
Archaic Terms
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Published : 01.23.2005

Rate: 3.53
1945, A Boat, An Agreement And The War In Iraq
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Published : 01.15.2005

Rate: 3.63
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Published : 01.12.2005

Rate: 4.00
News: Santa Claus IS A Woman!
I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the ...
Published : 12.19.2004

Rate: 4.06
Smart Guys Don't Always Finish First
Men fail with women - and what to do about it ...
Published : 12.09.2004

Rate: 3.93
Report on Penis Sizes
Report from Planet X ....
Published : 11.15.2004

Rate: 4.00
Why I Love the Olympics
I just can't stop watching ...
Published : 08.24.2004

Rate: 4.00
National Underwear Day
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Published : 08.11.2004

Rate: 4.06
Getting Her Phone Number
How to get a woman's phone number or email address in under 3 minutes ...
Published : 08.03.2004

Rate: 4.00
Secrets About Women
Broken heart, back on the dating scene ...
Published : 07.07.2004

Rate: 4.18

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