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Shopping and the Holidays

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/06/2003
 
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It's approaching faster than you think, and before you know it Christmas will be here.

If you are like me ... you hate the mall, long lines and people digging for change at the register. There is nothing more annoying that having a sweet, kind 80 year old digging through her purse trying to fine the 98 cents that she needs instead of getting 2 cents back in change. This usually starts after she has been told the amount owed, twice. "Hold on Honey, let me see if I have the change." Bah! Humbug.

The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year, and this hold true until the day after Christmas, which then becomes the busiest shopping day of the year. This gives the newscasters something to talk about.

In the past my wife has joined the lunatics on the Friday after Thanksgiving to start our shopping. Usually just for the kids presents. This year Toy-R-Us put their items on sale on Thanksgiving night so she was able to get all the shopping done before hitting the sack for the night. Sleeping in after Thanksgiving is great, sleeping in after Thanksgiving and have all of the shopping done is awesome! Let Amazon do the work!

Each day we would check her email address to find that another piece has shipped. By Tuesday all of the items were delivered, with free shipping.

With the kids out of the way it's time to take care of the adults, this is where we can help you. For that hard to find friend, relative or co-worker why not give them the gift of goofball.com. We now give you two and a half options.

  1. Gift a new user the gift of Goofball.com
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  3. And you can still just Refer-a-Friend as well, for those co-workers you really don't want to buy for.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to email me.

Have a safe holiday.

Best Wishes,
The Goofball Staff

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    Caption Contest (3 replies)
    started by robnoxious
    (12.11.2003 11:08:44 PM EST)

    I will work on bringing back the caption contest with JSkills.

    Good Idea! I like the way you think.

    Robnoxious

    This is really cool (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (12.10.2003 9:20:23 AM EST)

    Hey thanks, goofball staff. This is a really great feature. And speaking of great features, ya all should bring back the monthly picture or limric!

    Meowy Christmas!

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