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So You Think Gas Is Expensive?

By: sy993588Published: 01/12/2005
 
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Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

  • Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 .......... $10.32 per gallon
  • Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon
  • Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon
  • Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... $10.00 per gallon
  • Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon
  • Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon
  • Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ........ $123.20 per gallon
  • Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon
  • Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .........$84.48 per gallon

    And this is the REAL KICKER...

  • Evian water 16 oz $1.79..........$14.32 per gallon for WATER!!!!

    So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or even worse, Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.

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    damn good thing my car (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (01.15.2005 0:44:54 AM EST)

    doesnt run on nyquil huh

    sorry... (2 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (01.13.2005 0:25:31 AM EST)

    but all this said, YES, I DO think gas is expensive! this is why I only buy 20 oz. of gatorade, but 20 gal's of gasoline!

    then again, if ya wanna talk economy, hybrids/ electrics/ and god knows what other kind of cars oughtta be made instead of gas powered. this is insane.

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    Oh yeah Ox (4 replies)
    started by dirkdiggler
    (01.12.2005 8:25:53 PM EST)

    I'll vouch for that! And these silly so called patriots in the US (aka rednecks) constantly bitch about having the cheapest gasoline in the world! How arrogant is that! Meanwhile, they ride around in their suburban uber vehicles (SUV's) with a yellow ribbon on the back saying to support our troops while they secure us more oil to waste in our gas guzzler, now that's steamingly arrogant.

    In Europe (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (01.12.2005 6:30:03 PM EST)

    Gas is sold by the liter and costs 3 to 4 times more than we are paying at the pump for an equal quantity.

    that water (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.12.2005 3:45:26 PM EST)

    one is a bunch of bullshit why should water cost so damn much

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