National Underwear Day
By: jskills	Published: 08/11/2004
First of all, here's a little break from Jimmy's how to score with chicks rants. No offense to Jimmy (I must admit that I enjoy his stories of meeting women and how this new book he's got has changed his whole outlook and all), but I'm sure some of you would rather hear from Rob or myself anyway. Yes, it has been sometime since I've posted up a rant, but it's not out of sheer laziness (not completely), but we have been working on another project that has been pretty technically demanding. There will be more about that in a later message. The funny thing about the rants section is, that I had originally intended on posting up my ramblings almost daily, just throwing out whatever I had to say. But I often ended up feeling like "who the hell cares what I have to say anyway", and found myself waiting for something more important to say before putting up a new rant. But today, I think I’m going to just try to write in the original spirit of the rants section - I’ll just write about nothing in particular. So I'm walking to work today from Penn Station (New York City for those that for some reason might not now). It’s a quick walk -10 minutes across town, just enough to break a small sweat if you're walking very fast on the really hot days. Crossing Broadway and 35th St., I come across something you certainly don’t see everyday - a bunch of people in their early twenties all in their underwear. Some of them were holding clipboards and others were holding signs proclaiming National Underwear Day. All of them were in great shape. Very strange, I thought, I was not aware of such a holiday. It sounds like a fun holiday, but why wasn't everyone in the whole city in their undies? And of course being somewhat of a gadget-boy, I’ve got my digital camera in my backpack. So I immediately whip it out and try to get in position to take a photo. I figure it would make a nice Goofball photo for sure. No sooner to I do that and they’re all moving across the street. Damn, and I was hoping to get them to pose. So of course, having to cross the street myself anyway, I follow behind them. I had no idea what they were selling or advertising, until I got a little closer and saw they had an ad for some website. I snapped a photo anyway, and ended up with a fairly decent result ;-) Sorry ladies, the buff dudes in their boxer briefs got too far ahead for me to catch them. Anyway, you can always count on seeing a least one strange thing in New York City each day. This was one of the better ones. Enjoy. Click image for larger view Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Sorry I wouldn't be able... (0 replies) started by elwood (08.12.2004 9:11:54 AM EST) to participate. I haven't worn underware in years. But I certainly wouldn't mind being JAFO! Of the women anyways.

dammit, skillz... (0 replies)   started by jimbobiglotto (08.11.2004 3:20:37 PM EST) you call DAT "SKILLZ"?! don't know what billz YOU're payin with skillz like that. damn, you couldn't just double-time it and get a nice frontal? anyway, that's good stuff. heck of an ass on that one, huh? I MEANT THE WOMAN, DAMMIT! you bunch o' smartasses! I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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