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sorry...
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(01.13.2005 0:25:31 AM EST)
but all this said, YES, I DO think gas is expensive! this is why I only buy 20 oz. of gatorade, but 20 gal's of gasoline!
then again, if ya wanna talk economy, hybrids/ electrics/ and god knows what other kind of cars oughtta be made instead of gas powered. this is insane.
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
Oh yeah Ox
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started by
dirkdiggler
(01.12.2005 8:25:53 PM EST)
I'll vouch for that! And these silly so called patriots in the US (aka rednecks) constantly bitch about having the cheapest gasoline in the world! How arrogant is that! Meanwhile, they ride around in their suburban uber vehicles (SUV's) with a yellow ribbon on the back saying to support our troops while they secure us more oil to waste in our gas guzzler, now that's steamingly arrogant.
In Europe
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started by
obxbeachbum
(01.12.2005 6:30:03 PM EST)
Gas is sold by the liter and costs 3 to 4 times more than we are paying at the pump for an equal quantity.
that water
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bigjohn2
(01.12.2005 3:45:26 PM EST)
one is a bunch of bullshit why should water cost so damn much
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