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A Bit Of Free Advice About Identity Theft

By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/01/2005
 
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A friend sent this to me today. An attorney friend of his e-mailed it to employees at his firm after his wallet was stolen. It makes sense and the advice is free for nothing. Of course, the best advice is don't lose your wallet ...

1. Next time you order checks have only your initials (instead of first name) and last name put on them. If someone takes your checkbook, they will not know if you sign your checks with just your initials or your first name, but your bank will know how you sign your checks.

2. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED".

3. When writing checks to pay credit card accounts DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number.

4. Put your work phone number on your checks instead of your home phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks.(DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have it printed, anyone can get it.

5. Place the contents of your wallet on a photocopy machine. Do both sides of each license, credit card, etc. You will know what you had in your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers to call and cancel. Keep the photocopy in a safe place. I also carry a photocopy of my passport when travel either here or abroad. We've all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed on us in stealing a name, address, Social Security number, credit cards.

Within a week of my wallet being stolen the thief (thieves) ordered an expensive monthly cell phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had a credit line approved to buy a Gateway computer, received a PIN number from DMV to change my driving record information on-line, and more.

But here's some critical information to limit the damage in case this happens to you or someone you know:

1. We have been told we should cancel our credit cards immediately. But the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you know whom to call. Keep those where you can find them.

2. File a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where your credit cards, etc., were stolen. This proves to credit providers you were diligent, and this is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever is one).

But here's what is perhaps most important of all:
3. Call the 3 national credit reporting organizations immediately to place a fraud alert on your name and Social Security number. I had never heard of doing that until advised by a bank that called to tell me an application for credit was made over the Internet in my name. The alert means any company that checks your credit knows your information was stolen, and they have to contact you by phone to authorize new credit.

By the time I was advised to do this, almost two weeks after the theft, all the damage had been done. There are records of all the credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I knew about before placing the alert. Since then, no additional damage has been done, and the thieves threw my wallet away. It seems to have stopped them dead.

Now, here are the numbers you always need to contact about your wallet, etc., has been stolen:
1.) Equifax: 1-800-525-6285
2.) Experience (formerly TRW): 1-888-397-3742
3.) Trans Union: 1-800-680-7289
4.) Social Security Administration (fraud line): 1-800-269-0271

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    great (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.08.2005 10:34:11 PM EST)

    advice....

    Another Tip (0 replies)
    started by nitestrm
    (04.02.2005 8:01:56 AM EST)

    If you have established credit, you may have to look into having this changed, but for new people just starting out, a big tip is to use a fake mother's maiden name. With the Internet, it is quite easy to obtain that, by using a fake one, it adds a little bit extra security.

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    started by beo469
    (04.01.2005 7:37:50 PM EST)

    For the phone numbers.

    This is some great info, Rob! (0 replies)  
    started by j9nh
    (04.01.2005 7:13:21 PM EST)

    Thanks for sharing this important information. I find myself being much too lackadaisical when it comes to keeping my personal info secure. There are some great tips here that might save one of us Goofballers from a lot of grief!

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