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George W. Bush
 
"The more money they have in their more pockets — in their pockets, themore likely it is that somebody will find work."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks to theGOP Resort from the Greenbriar Resort," Feb. 9, 2003
 
 

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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big joke on me."
— Robert Frost
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#168 One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
has is so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?A: The white one got away.
 
 



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50 One Hit Wonders 08.21.2008
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Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
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There is a type of parrot in New Zealand that likes to eat the rubber strips that line car windows.