"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004
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... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
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Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
May 23, 2012
We've expanded the Goofball.com store to offer you more merchandise. The Goofball Mug is now available in two sizes (11 oz or 15 oz) and the Goofball Shirt in four sizes (S/M/L/XL) and two colors (white and ash grey) and is printed on 100% cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™. You can also show off your Goofball.com pride with the new Goofball Mousepad.
