"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy
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"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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is so nasty she has to wear long dresses to hide the no pest strip.
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Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
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