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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future." EMI-manager for Beatles 1962
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#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
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armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
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Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
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A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
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