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"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
 
 

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Double Dutch Rudder
It's actually the same as ...
Published : 05.25.2011

Rate: 1.97
Dutch Rudder
When a guy grabs hold of his ...
Published : 05.22.2011

Rate: 2.22
Urinal Three Point Line
In a public men's room, the scenario where there are lots of people using a limited set of ...
Published : 06.25.2010

Rate: 3.64
One-Two Teddy
The act of receiving a ...
Published : 03.25.2009

Rate: 1.86
Clown Car
A clown car is what you call a woman that has ...
Published : 04.07.2008

Rate: 2.58
XBox
It's what your call your ...
Published : 01.04.2008

Rate: 2.09
House Humping
The sexcapades of couples who visit open houses to ...
Published : 12.09.2007

Rate: 2.62
Gaysted
When heterosexuals become ...
Published : 07.27.2007

Rate: 1.85
One Eyed Pirate
The act of shooting ...
Published : 06.11.2007

Rate: 3.50
Flatso
The unfortunate combination of ...
Published : 11.15.2006

Rate: 1.97
Muffin Top
Not the term from Seinfeld ...
Published : 10.28.2006

Rate: 3.56
Alzhummers
Obtaining fellatio by convincing a nursing home resident ...
Published : 09.14.2006

Rate: 1.69
Cincinnati Bow Tie
When a female or male has ...
Published : 07.29.2006

Rate: 1.28
Editor's Note: Warning : A little on the harsher side.
The Shocker
This one is also called the Bowling Ball ...
Published : 11.10.2005

Rate: 2.35
Editor's Note: I can't believe we never had this one yet ...
Lightswitch
A small penis that resembles ...
Published : 10.22.2005

Rate: 3.71
Trophy Sock
The sock you ...
Published : 10.15.2005

Rate: 3.24
A French Tugboat
This is when a male puts his balls in a ...
Published : 09.01.2005

Rate: 3.62
Editor's Note: Why?
Flu Shot
Occurs when a male humps the ...
Published : 08.19.2005

Rate: 2.03
Betty Rubble
When you are happily married, yet you remain extremely ...
Published : 08.08.2005

Rate: 2.35
A Filty Fernandez
When a guy reverse tea bags a female and ...
Published : 08.05.2005

Rate: 2.03
Editor's Note: Tea Bag link includes illustrative photo
Friendly Fire
A term for when you accidentally sit in your own ...
Published : 08.04.2005

Rate: 2.81
Hairy Monkey
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes ...
Published : 05.06.2005

Rate: 3.38
Angry Pelican
When your banging a chick on the beach and ...
Published : 01.08.2005

Rate: 3.44
Eye Raping
Not as bad as it sounds, it's ...
Published : 01.02.2005

Rate: 3.40
Amish Plow
When having sex from behind ...
Published : 12.31.2004

Rate: 3.38
Alaskan Transfer
Like a ManroeTransfer, but ...
Published : 12.25.2004

Rate: 3.14
Alabama Crab Apple
To engage in oral ...
Published : 12.20.2004

Rate: 3.14
Airtight Granny
An older looking woman usually ...
Published : 12.14.2004

Rate: 3.31
Abe Lincoln
Shaving your pubes ...
Published : 12.07.2004

Rate: 3.27
Dirty Harry
I biggy hairy 1970s ...
Published : 11.13.2004

Rate: 3.60

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