"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." — George Burns
Snapple Facts
#39 An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
One Liners
Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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