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Butterflies In The Stomach
She has them and seeing them makes me have them. ...
Published : 05.16.2012

Rate: 2.94
This Ruined My Fap
And what's worse, now I cannot unsee it. ...
Published : 05.14.2012

Rate: 2.76
Must Be Years Ago
Look at that old DELL model ...
Published : 05.12.2012

Rate: 3.00
Stupid Dog
It has to be trained even in the more basic concepts ...
Published : 05.10.2012

Rate: 2.88
Lucky Puppies
They get to see all the action. And so does Daisy. ...
Published : 05.08.2012

Rate: 3.00
Hummingbirds
They have smaller wings than that ...
Published : 05.06.2012

Rate: 3.00
Wrong Sign
Because she IS smoking hot! ...
Published : 05.04.2012

Rate: 3.00
Cars
Women really dig them ...
Published : 05.02.2012

Rate: 3.00
Which Way?
I think I'll just stay right here at beaver creek ...
Published : 04.30.2012

Rate: 3.00
Editor's Note: FYI, This is in New York ... but there is no Beaver Creek.
Whipped Cream
My sweet tooth is acting up all of a sudden ...
Published : 04.28.2012

Rate: 3.00
Zip It
So that is what is impeeding my progress.
Published : 04.26.2012

Rate: 3.00
Home Improvements
I insist that she comes over more often to help around the house.
Published : 04.24.2012

Rate: 2.94
Work Ethics
Have you ever felt like you're the only one doing ...
Published : 04.22.2012

Rate: 2.94
Ouch. Nibble Not Bite
Well I guess you could get a circumcised that way ...
Published : 04.20.2012

Rate: 2.88
Strip Poker
My girlfriend beat me at strip poker, this is the ...
Published : 04.18.2012

Rate: 3.00
Spoon Feeding
She wants to be spoon feed, so be it.
Published : 04.16.2012

Rate: 2.88
Safe Sex
Looks like my doll ran off with my girlfriend's doll ...
Published : 04.14.2012

Rate: 3.00
Brain Scan
Get yours today. Without the thong, it's 25 bucks ...
Published : 04.12.2012

Rate: 3.00
What Happened Last Night?
I'm not sure but it looks like I had a good time! ...
Published : 04.10.2012

Rate: 3.00
A Clean Vagina
This girl is diligent ...
Published : 04.08.2012

Rate: 3.00
BMW Experience
I gotta get me a BMW.
Published : 04.06.2012

Rate: 3.00
White Wine
I don't particularly like it but there are exceptions ...
Published : 04.04.2012

Rate: 3.00
Take Your Time With This One
See if you discover what's odd ...
Published : 04.02.2012

Rate: 2.88
Nice Sunglasses
No wonder you want to use them even if it's cloudy ...
Published : 03.31.2012

Rate: 2.91
Cork Wallpaper
It is so passé, but who cares. ...
Published : 03.29.2012

Rate: 3.00
Useful Information
It works for me! ...
Published : 03.27.2012

Rate: 3.00
Beer Dispenser
It may only kick out one at a time, it may be warm ... but it's definitely a conversation piece.
Published : 03.25.2012

Rate: 2.88
Empty Bottles
There are lots in that kitchen ...
Published : 03.23.2012

Rate: 3.00
Define The Exclamation of 'Fuck'
Yup. ...
Published : 03.21.2012

Rate: 3.00
Cute
and funny, and smelly, and would tap that. ...
Published : 03.19.2012

Rate: 3.00

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