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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
— J. Danforth Quayle
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Snapple Facts |
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#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
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is so stupid she bought a is solar-powered flashlight!
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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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Americans eat 18 billion hot dogs a year.
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