"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003
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#46 Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her picture fell off the wall!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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